Vampires Suck

Synopsis

Vampires Suck is a 2010 comedy film that parodies the popular vampire-themed movies of the time, particularly the Twilight series. The story follows a high school student named Becca Crane, who finds herself torn between two supernatural creatures: a vampire named Edward Sullen and a werewolf named Jacob White. As Becca navigates the complexities of high school life and her romantic entanglements, she discovers shocking secrets about her own identity. With a mix of satire, humor, and absurdity, Vampires Suck takes audiences on a wild and hilarious ride through the world of teenage supernatural romance.

Cast

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  Jenn Proske

  Becca Crane

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  Matt Lanter

  Edward

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  Chris Riggi

  Jacob White

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  Diedrich Bader

  Frank Crane

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  Anneliese van der Pol

  Jennifer

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  Ken Jeong

  Daro

Reviews

Vampires Suck received mostly negative reviews from critics. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a dismal rating of 4%, with the consensus being that the film fails to deliver on its promise of parodying the vampire genre effectively. IMDb users rated it a low 3.4 out of 10, criticizing the movie for its lackluster humor and reliance on tired cliches. Metacritic was equally unimpressed, giving Vampires Suck a mere 18 out of 100. Critics noted that while the film attempts to satirize popular vampire franchises, it falls short in both wit and originality. Some described it as a forgettable and uninspired spoof that fails to leave a lasting impression.