Don't Go Near the Water

Synopsis

Set during World War II, 'Don't Go Near the Water' follows the comedic exploits of a group of United States Navy personnel stationed on a remote Pacific island. These men, far removed from the front lines of battle, are involved in public relations activities to bolster the morale of both the troops and the home front. Lt. Maxwell T. Siegel, played by Glenn Ford, finds himself navigating the chaotic and often humorous waters of military bureaucracy, local politics, and the romantic interests of both his fellow servicemen and the island's inhabitants. With a combination of satire and light-hearted charm, the film offers a quirky look at the behind-the-scenes efforts of wartime naval operations.

Cast

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  Glenn Ford

  Lt. J.G. Max Siegel

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  Gia Scala

  Melora Alba

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  Earl Holliman

  Adam Garrett

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  Anne Francis

  Lt. Alice Tomlen

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  Keenan Wynn

  Gordon Ripwell

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  Fred Clark

  Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash

Reviews

Don't Go Near the Water holds a respectable rating of 6.1/10 on IMDb, reflecting a mix of viewer opinions. Critics have appreciated the movie for its lighthearted approach to wartime, with some noting that its comedic elements help to provide a refreshing perspective on military life. According to Rotten Tomatoes, while the film may not be a cinematic masterpiece, it boasts a certain nostalgic charm that appeals to fans of classic wartime comedies. Metacritic reviews, however, suggest that the film's humor may not resonate with all modern audiences, as some jokes feel outdated. The New York Times praised Glenn Ford's performance, describing it as